An Oak Valley man lost everything he had worked so hard for last Monday when an errant key stroke during a Powerpoint presentation launched a pornographic slide show.

More tragically, the Minneapolis based Synitec Director of Sales Steve Diziniak was then unable to stop the slide show which lasted for over three minutes, prompting a panic that would ultimately seal the fate for the highly-successful married father of two.

While presenting corporate-wide sales figures for Synitec Corporation in front of more than seventy executives and shareholders, eyewitnesses report Diziniak had inadvertently pressed a key on his PC that began a slide show displaying images of Diziniak himself wrapped in plastic with human feces smeared over his face and chest.

Shareholder Clifton Pierce was repulsed at the violent and grotesque nature of the pornography, which included many photos of Mr. Diziniak performing acts of bestiality. One image showed Diziniak, wearing a Minnesota Wild jersey with his name on it, urinating into an elderly man's mouth.

During the panic, Diziniak was unable to disconnect his computer from the overhead projector and had to ultimately hammer-throw the laptop to the ground shattering it to pieces, injuring three people in the process.

Diziniak spoke to the press today, "I am very sorry to my family and coworkers, and hope there's room in your hearts to give me another chance. I realize those pictures are not the kind of thing you are accustomed to seeing. But believe me, they do happen and I am very ashamed."

Synitec Human Resources Director Alexis Davern does not believe anything will come of this incident, "What Steve revealed about himself is not for us to judge. It was not racist or bigoted in any way. Therefore, Mr. Diziniak will not be held accountable for what was really just a simple mistake."